18 April 2007

The World Gets A More Little Dumber

JournalStar.com - Lincoln, Nebraska - News - Local: "A soccer mom, upset at her teenage daughter’s performance at a game Saturday, stopped along Interstate 80 and left her there." You read that correctly. The girl didn't play up to snuff in a YOUTH LEAGUE-GIRL'S SOCCER MATCH and "mom" left her on the expressway when she wouldn't repeat "mom's" I Suck Mantra properly. Now, there is never any excuse for this kinda of shit from parents, let me get that out of the way first. However, at least I can semi-remotely-understand when parents get mad at their little boys for not being the best baseball, basketball, football, soccer player on the team. Why? At least there is a pro league to aspire to that mom and dad can use as their retirement fund when junior makes it. Last I checked, women's pro soccer leagues are scarce at best, and are hardly multi-multi million dollar affairs for most. (save the best of the best national team players) Someone needs to toss this lady into the ocean tied up inside a burlap sack. Plain and simple: if you kid sucks at sports, they suck at sports. Deal with it. Oh and remember that at least half of those "sucky" genes are coming from you fuck face.

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