27 April 2007

Tyra Banks Is A Thief

Tyra Banks Pays $120 Brunch Tab After Mix-Up | Russell Simmons, Tyra Banks : People.com: "Tyra Banks finally paid a brunch bill Thursday after mistakenly leaving a Manhattan eatery without settling the check last weekend." This is basically a total joke. If an average Joe walked out on a bill the manager would fist fuck you with a crowbar before calling the cops on your ass, even if it truly was accidental. I guess it helps to be rich, famous and good looking when fucking people over. BTW $120 bill for brunch? Isn't that supposed to be a light meal? Also, hasn't Tyra become a big enough fat ass as it is at this point that her bill should be closer to $2 for a few months? Yeah, I thought so too.

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