23 April 2007

Torture Still Legal In Russia

Jennifer Lopez is hot — in Russia.

The diva, whose career has cooled a bit in the U.S. — is reportedly being paid $2 million to sing at a 30th birthday party that a Russian tycoon is throwing for his wife.

There are probably more subtle ways of telling someone you hate their ass than having J-lo sing at your birthday party. I heard rumors he will be following up the performance with a cake made of horse feces to really drive the message home. READ ARTICLE HERE

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