For When A Leg Just Isn't Enough...

This is the "what the fuck?!?!?" post of the week. Who gets so involved in their dogs love life that they look at Fido and say, "Ya know, 'ole Spot looks like he could use a nice pocket pussy to relieve some of that pent up sexual energy" These are the people I run out into traffic during rush hour to try to avoid. In fairness, on the product page they are marketing this as an alternative to neutering the dog. I suppose if someone gave me the option of cutting off my bean bag or humping the shit out of a latex woman for their amusement, I'd be riding the pleasure train to plastic town...hourly. Buy Your's Now!