The Tap Is Back!

Spinal Tap is reuniting for some earth awareness thing that people will give a shit about for a week then forget until another one is shoveled upon us. More Here. They also offer you this video.

Scarlett Johansson: The Re-deadening

For those who couldn't get enough of the clip of Scarlett embarrassing herself at Coachella this weekend, here is a much longer version of her "singing" performance. Enjoy/leave hateful comments...

Marilyn Manson Tries So Hard...

Here is a video of a promo for some new song/album of his (should be safe for work, it's just 2 people kissing covered in blood). It's pretty much just a video of him making out with his new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. I guess I would do that too if I was 40 years old and I was nailing a 19 year old so I can't blame him too much...still a douche who tries too hard to be "shocking" rehashing Alice Cooper bits though.

Scarlett Sings (sorta)

She has been "singing" more and more lately...and it makes me wish she would just sit around looking hot instead. Here is a video of her "singing" with Jesus and Mary Chain this past weekend at Coachella. Can you hear her? I can't. In the close up of her mouth she is clearly mumbling. Ridiculous...

Britney Dresses Funny

I'm not expert on women's fasions, but what it the point of wearing a shirt that covers absolutely nothing and looks retarded? Is it a mosquito net, does she fear malaria? Holy shit it's malaria...we're all doomed! BTW-Judging by all the recent sightings of her, it looks like I have a new neighbor. Should be fun getting run off the road by papparazzo merauders in my own neighborhood in addition to work. Nice. More pix HERE

Sick Of It All: Tribute

I've been listening to them since they began and saw them since their earliest shows in Chicago. Fuck I'm old.... All the same, they are a kick ass hardcore band (if you are into that sort of stuff, as you should be) This is their tribute album. I am most "amped" about Unearth doing "Clobberin' Time"

Torture Still Legal In Russia

Jennifer Lopez is hot — in Russia.

The diva, whose career has cooled a bit in the U.S. — is reportedly being paid $2 million to sing at a 30^th birthday party that a Russian tycoon is throwing for his wife.

There are probably more subtle ways of telling someone you hate their ass than having J-lo sing at your birthday party. I heard rumors he will be following up the performance with a cake made of horse feces to really drive the message home. READ ARTICLE HERE

Couldn't Happen To A Nicer Guy

Hahahahahaha! So apparently the asshat that infected us with N'Sync and other heinous boybands, Lou Pearleman, is broke and if you listen to some reports, he is also in the game of bilking banks and seniors out of money! Payback's a bitch...I mostly give a shit about him disgracing the world with the boybands though, the seniors probably had the money to spare. ;)

Orlando Sentinel Story

Jessica Simpson's nipple busts out

Generally speaking, most people would think it's probably best to get a top that covers your self a bit better than this...I on the other hand am happy she is a retard. (click the pic to see the NSFW pix on The Superficial--not all that revealing though)

Proof The Public School System Has Failed.

Maybe the school reform crowd has a point. Listen to this barely literate bullshit. Yikes. EDIT: Video deleted on Youtube. Carry on.

Fans seek Florida pardon for Doors' Morrison | Oddly Enough | Reuters

Fans seek Florida pardon for Doors' Morrison | Oddly Enough | Reuters For all of you stoner dipshits who can't let the 60's-70's die, here is a story about fans trying to get Jim Morrison a pardon for allegedly pulling his cock out at a show in Florida. Now go disrupt his grave in Paris a little more you "fans"