Showing posts with label Rich. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rich. Show all posts

23 April 2007

Torture Still Legal In Russia

Jennifer Lopez is hot — in Russia.

The diva, whose career has cooled a bit in the U.S. — is reportedly being paid $2 million to sing at a 30th birthday party that a Russian tycoon is throwing for his wife.

There are probably more subtle ways of telling someone you hate their ass than having J-lo sing at your birthday party. I heard rumors he will be following up the performance with a cake made of horse feces to really drive the message home. READ ARTICLE HERE

11 April 2007

Money Can't Buy You Happiness...(Bullshit)

So anyone who knows me knows this would basically be my dream, having a giant boat to just sail (or motor around I guess) around all over the place in...well that and having a giant vat of marshmallow fluff with hot naked chicks in there for me to wrestle. How does one spend this much money on a fucking yacht?!?! I think there are at least several...HUNDRED countries who don't spend this much on everything in a year! Let's not forget the mile out into international waters murder parties you could have. Who are they planning on killing? Hmmmm.... :p Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Buy $268 Million Yacht (source of photo and story) Source of original story