So for those who can't wait the 6 months til she is on the coroners table for real from drinking/drugs/STD/Stupidity, here is the latest sculpture from the man who brought you Britney's crowning girlie bits as she was giving birth to her son. Paris Hilton on an autopsy table complete with moveable guts. Is it odd that the sculpture has more life and personality than she does?
Living room show piece for sure.
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For those who couldn't get enough of the clip of Scarlett embarrassing herself at Coachella this weekend, here is a much longer version of her "singing" performance. Enjoy/leave hateful comments...
As soon as they start handing them out for doing coke in the bathroom of nightclubs and blowing 10 random guys a night in the back of limo I'm sure she is a shoe in. She really somehow manages to make herself look more retarded by the day.
According to her, she is more famous than Madonna and the paparazzi are the only thing holding back her quest for Oscar.
The jokes write themselves folks.
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I'm not a big fan of Kathy Griffin which makes this all the funnier. She "attempted" to exit her car in London and ate pavement...HARD.
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EDIT: NO, she is not drunk. Makes it even sadder
Here is a video of a promo for some new song/album of his (should be safe for work, it's just 2 people kissing covered in blood). It's pretty much just a video of him making out with his new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. I guess I would do that too if I was 40 years old and I was nailing a 19 year old so I can't blame him too much...still a douche who tries too hard to be "shocking" rehashing Alice Cooper bits though.
She has been "singing" more and more lately...and it makes me wish she would just sit around looking hot instead. Here is a video of her "singing" with Jesus and Mary Chain this past weekend at Coachella. Can you hear her? I can't. In the close up of her mouth she is clearly mumbling. Ridiculous...
I'm not expert on women's fasions, but what it the point of wearing a shirt that covers absolutely nothing and looks retarded? Is it a mosquito net, does she fear malaria? Holy shit it's malaria...we're all doomed!
BTW-Judging by all the recent sightings of her, it looks like I have a new neighbor. Should be fun getting run off the road by papparazzo merauders in my own neighborhood in addition to work. Nice.
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Michael Jordan partying in Mexico. Wonder why he got divorced? I also what the over under is on the number of minutes it took before he said "Hi, I'm Michael Jordan, Billionaire and world famous athlete, would you like to fuck now?" if I was MJ, it would be about 2 seconds. Money in the bank.
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Tyra Banks Pays $120 Brunch Tab After Mix-Up | Russell Simmons, Tyra Banks : People.com: "Tyra Banks finally paid a brunch bill Thursday after mistakenly leaving a Manhattan eatery without settling the check last weekend."
This is basically a total joke. If an average Joe walked out on a bill the manager would fist fuck you with a crowbar before calling the cops on your ass, even if it truly was accidental. I guess it helps to be rich, famous and good looking when fucking people over.
BTW $120 bill for brunch? Isn't that supposed to be a light meal? Also, hasn't Tyra become a big enough fat ass as it is at this point that her bill should be closer to $2 for a few months? Yeah, I thought so too.
No, unfortunately she doesn't "go down" THAT way, but this is still pretty damn funny. Watch her eat pavement trying to cover her face from the photogs. The price of fame and all that.
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Scarlett Goes Down - TMZ.com
"Ali Larter (the blonde chick from Heroes) was spotted in LA yesterday ordering a drink form some place called Great Earth Vitamins."
There's a ringing endorsement for your product. Look like a giant furrball covered in donkey shit just hit the back of your tongue when you drink our juice...mmmmm.mmmmm...goooood! She musta pissed off some papparazzo for them to put this pic of her out there.
Ali Larter makes funny faces
Seriously...what else can you say but "Ugh" There is about a combine 3 IQ points represented in this picture and they are owned by the hair products both of these vegetables have in their hair...Ugh
Paris After Brit's Sloppy Seconds? - TMZ.com
Wow. This is pretty crazy. Though, in fairness, I've had and have heard of parents saying some 'strong' things to their kids. Let's not forget the concept of discipline entirely here.
I can't imagine what it has to be like to go through a divorce and custody dispute like so many people have had to go through. It's amazing anyone makes it through it in one piece. Also, there is no frame of reference in terms of what is going on in these people's lives, so I think I'll reserve judgment til they have their day in court.
Oh, whoops, I'm supposed to jump to conclusions though right? Guilty guilty!!! Fry 'em!
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Alec Baldwin's Threatening Message to Daughter - TMZ.com
I think Chappelle is funny. I loved his show. However, 6 hours of comedy? Jesus tittiefuckin' Christ how weren't people committing hari kari en masse? I can't even imagine sitting somewhere for 6 hours and laughing. How does one's head not fall off? God damn!
Variety.com - Chappelle pulls all-nighter at Factory
So anyone who knows me knows this would basically be my dream, having a giant boat to just sail (or motor around I guess) around all over the place in...well that and having a giant vat of marshmallow fluff with hot naked chicks in there for me to wrestle.
How does one spend this much money on a fucking yacht?!?! I think there are at least several...HUNDRED countries who don't spend this much on everything in a year!
Let's not forget the mile out into international waters murder parties you could have. Who are they planning on killing? Hmmmm.... :p
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Buy $268 Million Yacht (source of photo and story)
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