Showing posts with label Hot Chick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hot Chick. Show all posts

27 April 2007

Heidi's A Pirate? Aaaarrrrgh!

I think I liked her better before her seafaring adventures. Could they slap a larger hunk of plastic to her face? It's gonna take a lot more to ugg her up...like advancing age. Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Tyra Banks Is A Thief

Tyra Banks Pays $120 Brunch Tab After Mix-Up | Russell Simmons, Tyra Banks : People.com: "Tyra Banks finally paid a brunch bill Thursday after mistakenly leaving a Manhattan eatery without settling the check last weekend." This is basically a total joke. If an average Joe walked out on a bill the manager would fist fuck you with a crowbar before calling the cops on your ass, even if it truly was accidental. I guess it helps to be rich, famous and good looking when fucking people over. BTW $120 bill for brunch? Isn't that supposed to be a light meal? Also, hasn't Tyra become a big enough fat ass as it is at this point that her bill should be closer to $2 for a few months? Yeah, I thought so too.

25 April 2007

Scarlett Johansson Goes Down

No, unfortunately she doesn't "go down" THAT way, but this is still pretty damn funny. Watch her eat pavement trying to cover her face from the photogs. The price of fame and all that. View Video Here Scarlett Goes Down - TMZ.com

20 April 2007

It's Their Personality

As you know, all relationships are based solely on personality. Money plays no role...at all...ever...ever. That's why some of these Quasimodo looking athletes are with models/actresses et. al. not because they take home hundreds of thousands if not millions per year. Definitely not that. Dream of your failures in becoming a pro athlete and look at what you could have had HERE.

Guess Her Favorite Number

Holy shit this is cheese. You will see after the jump that I am not the only one who thinks that. I am all for videos of half naked...OK, preferably totally naked hot chicks...with me co-starring, but this shit is just sad. C'mon sweetie, you threw half your dignity down the toilet making this dog shit, make it a clean sweep and flush the rest down the toilet doing actual porn for real money already and not this retarded detritus, OK? Rediscover tears of sadness HERE

16 April 2007

World's most expensive Dirndl dress

I have no other reason to post this than the chick is pretty cute and showing cleavage, prerequisite 1 and 2 to get in the blogmedia these days.
I'm pretty sure people only wear dirndl's for shits and giggles or if they just want to show how nice their boobies are...god dammit...I just said boobies. People's Daily Online -- World's most expensive Dirndl dress

Proof The Public School System Has Failed.

Maybe the school reform crowd has a point. Listen to this barely literate bullshit. Yikes. EDIT: Video deleted on Youtube. Carry on.

13 April 2007

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Hot Chicks with Douchebags I can't believe it took me this long to post this one. If you haven't seen this site yet, you have missed out on some sad, sad, funny shit. Some of these dudes need to take a nice long swim with some concrete flippers. Total tools.

12 April 2007

Hayden Panettiere licks her friend's boob

So is the new marketing slogan for Heroes "Get licked by the cheerleader, save the world" They might have to move it to Cinemax if that's the case. :p source

11 April 2007

First Shots of "Get Smart" Remake.

I was a super fan of this show when I was little. I didn't see the original run but they replayed it a lot, I'm not geriatric yet, fuck face. Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway (HOT) are starring. Hope they don't butcher this one like they have a way of doing....by "they" I mean the dwarfs. Click on the image for the full story. (story and pic from USA Today)