The World Gets A More Little Dumber

JournalStar.com - Lincoln, Nebraska - News - Local: "A soccer mom, upset at her teenage daughter’s performance at a game Saturday, stopped along Interstate 80 and left her there." You read that correctly. The girl didn't play up to snuff in a YOUTH LEAGUE-GIRL'S SOCCER MATCH and "mom" left her on the expressway when she wouldn't repeat "mom's" I Suck Mantra properly. Now, there is never any excuse for this kinda of shit from parents, let me get that out of the way first. However, at least I can semi-remotely-understand when parents get mad at their little boys for not being the best baseball, basketball, football, soccer player on the team. Why? At least there is a pro league to aspire to that mom and dad can use as their retirement fund when junior makes it. Last I checked, women's pro soccer leagues are scarce at best, and are hardly multi-multi million dollar affairs for most. (save the best of the best national team players) Someone needs to toss this lady into the ocean tied up inside a burlap sack. Plain and simple: if you kid sucks at sports, they suck at sports. Deal with it. Oh and remember that at least half of those "sucky" genes are coming from you fuck face.

Have Another Round: Man Blows A .47 In Washington

Read this: Washington Patrol says driver had record blood alcohol of .47: "REDMOND, Wash. -- The Washington State Patrol says a Woodinville woman arrested for investigation of drunken driving had a blood alcohol level of point-47 -- apparently a state record. A Breathalyzer reading of point-08 is considered drunk driving. The patrol says 54-year-old Deana F. Jarrett was involved in two non-injury collisions on Highway 520 in Redmond last Wednesday before she was taken into custody. The patrol says she also had a D-U-I arrest the day before by Redmond police. A records check of 356,000 breath tests conducted by the State Patrol since 1998 found none higher than a point-45." So it' s good to see that a DUI arrest has the deterrent effect they desire. This guy is an asshole who probably should have been strapped to the wheel and used as a spare. What a waste of space. He is probably a recurring guest star on COPS.

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Hot Chicks with Douchebags I can't believe it took me this long to post this one. If you haven't seen this site yet, you have missed out on some sad, sad, funny shit. Some of these dudes need to take a nice long swim with some concrete flippers. Total tools.

Web gurus want blog etiquette despite backlash | Reuters

Web gurus want blog etiquette despite backlash | Reuters Seriously, fuck this idiot. Most of the fun of the internet is you can be far more rude than you would be in "real life" thereby avoiding 5 to the gob. He should gets panties out of his ass crack and stick to disney.com if he has a fuckin problem with "meanies" on the internet. Douche....