Can't Stop Knut

Attention struggling writers: You have been slaving for years over your novel. Perfecting it. Polishing it. Hoping someone would throw you the slightest bone so your voice could be heard. Now, an illiterate, infant POLAR BEAR has gotten a book deal. I suggest using Google to find the best way to end your life now. You were just beaten by a baby bear. Good one dumb fuck. Celebrity polar bear Knut gets book deal | Lifestyle | Reuters