Lindsay Lohan Deserves An Oscar, Dammit!

As soon as they start handing them out for doing coke in the bathroom of nightclubs and blowing 10 random guys a night in the back of limo I'm sure she is a shoe in. She really somehow manages to make herself look more retarded by the day. According to her, she is more famous than Madonna and the paparazzi are the only thing holding back her quest for Oscar. The jokes write themselves folks. Story Photo: Reuters/Mario Anzuoni